Blog of Roy Chan

• MS-DOS
  You get in the car and try to remember wher you put your keys.
• Windows
  You get in the car and drive to the store very slowly, because attached to the back of the car is a freight train.
• Macintosh System 7
  You get in the car to go to the store, and the car drives you to church
• UNIX
  You get in the car and type GREP STORE, After reaching speeds of 200 miles per hour en route, you arrive at the barber shop.
• Windows NT
  Taligent/Pink You walk to the store with Ricardo Montalban, who tells you how wonderful it will be when he can fly you to the store in his Lear jet.
• OS/2
  Afther fueling up with 6000 gallons of gas, you get in the car and drive to thestore with a motorcycle escort and a marching band in procession. Halfway there, the car blows up, killing everbody in town.
• S/36 SSP (mainframe)
  You get in the care and drive to the store, Halfway there you run out of gas, While walking the rest of the way, you are run over by kids on mopends.
• OS/400
  An attendant locks you into the car and then drives you to the store, where you get to watch everybody else buy filet mignons.

P.S. I get this from a book. Ok, I forget the book name. In fact, I read the book when still in Poly. I found it is very interesting, so take a photocopy. The book said it was posted in North Coast MAC User Group bulletin board.

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